I'm off to the bank..?

Would anyone like any on my coin before the Goverment,T.V peeps,Council,Kids and Bank Manager help themselvs? :o(

Answer:
No, its a most generous tempting offer, but you keep your hard earned cash - just try to resist the temptation to rob the place.

If you do hold up your local branch, may I suggest 15 denier nylons, preferably tights, so you put your hair in two pony tails, and make sure the luger is loaded.

Tip on how not to get sprayed by any protective dye - wear old clothes upon opening the safe, and duck.

And last bit of advice, be careful when you use the cash machine. Pull at the card facet, and make sure its not fake, loose or a small wire protrudes from the opening.

ALWAYS cover the keypad with your palm when keying in your pin number. Watch for any dodgy characters peering over your shoulder - especially if they are filming you with a mobile phone.

Biggest rip off at the ATM is those ones which charge you a fee to withdraw your own money!
I'll have a tenner please!
Lol, I can relate to that hon :-(
No thanks keep it for yourself.
Keep yer cash babe. but if yer going to Asda?...lol

Bingo!
Yes. please send me three halfpence worth of £5 notes!
you are so kind but it does not matter how you try to give it away "they" will always get it in the end
Life's a witch.... then you fly !
whatever you could afford to spare would be much appreciated.
50 quid wouldn't go a miss! ta!
make sure you use a free atm, don't get charge £1.50 for withdrawing your money
me 50k and a line please! oh yeah soem cheeba wouldnmt go a miss.

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