Need a good saying for selling duct tape, good advertisement?

give me your best

Answer:
It was good enough for McGyver.

or

You'll stick to us.
for ducts not ducks, now tape up that qwacked shovel handle
The stickiest and the best, from the east to the west, we'll put your search at rest, for the most wonderful fanominal fantasticul duct tape
A friend sent this pic to me. The message she wrote said "Duct tape, making the world a prettier place."
The pic is of a big fat guy sitting down (rear view) and you can see that his pants have slipped down to expose his pulmer's crack, which has been covered with duct tape.
Here is the url to the pic. If you have any trouble viewing it, email me and I can try to send it to you that way.


http://thumbp1.mail.mud.yahoo..
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