Is Chuck Hughes for real?
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One time I was with Chuck Hughes in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Hughes goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Chuck Hughes! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Chuck Hughes ' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'
Chuck Hughes was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!
Did I ever tell you about the time Chuck Hughes was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Hughes chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews
Did I ever tell you about the time Chuck Hughes took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Hughes takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Hughes yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em'.
If he was for real, why would he need to sell you his service? If he was that good, he'd be in a island in the Caribbean, retired and living off his riches.
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