What's your favorite insurance joke?

I once read one involving history, Churchill, and something about 'no way are we going to pay your claim' or something like that . . .it was hilarious - if anyone has that, I'll pick it for the best answer! And if you don't know that one, please tell me your favorite anyway~!

Answer:
A bee flew into my car, I had to crash my car to kill the bee.
Half the questions I read on this site qualify.
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