What is the official form to reply to a claim by mail?
Answer:
Dear Loser,
We reject your complaint on the grounds of you being completely incompetent to tie your own shoelaces.
We would prefer that in future, you keep your complaints to yourself or otherwise we will have to come and stab you to death.
Have a nice life, or what little remains of it before our head honcho Brutus comes to finish you off.
Your Sincerely,
<Insert Your Name Here>
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