10 points to the person that can give me the most absurd example of Business Jargon!?

I hate lingo, business speak, jargon and other nonsensical language in business and politics. 10 points for the worst examples of business jargon.

Answer:
Bumper to bumper extended warranty.
vote for me and I will lead this country into the feuture---Bush
Business jargon....We are calling a meeting for the following people in 10 minutes bring all of your belongings ...... otherwise known as a lay off.
Thanks in advance.

Mr. Owner/Ceo

**I hate this one because they should really thank me after I do something* Don't thank me now thank me later.

Oh- BTW. Thanks in advance for the 10 points!!
anything that bush ever says

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The 1 I hate the most is when a Civil Servant declares
"Lessons will B learnt ".
They've changed it recently & have modified it " we R going 2 re-evaluate the present system 2 C Lessons can B learnt" .
Just waffle & nothing changes!
BEE- Black economic empowerment i am not kidding this actualy exists i live in South Africa and have to put up with this
My mother once got a job cleaning cars in a showroom and her rather grand job title was "automobile valeting technician".
How about "standees" meaning standing passengers on a bus.
#1 what the hec i aint know sorry baby
yo girl Sexy Booty
1. A BIRD AT HAND IS NETTER THAN 100 IN THE BUSHES.

2. BULLS.T

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