What if God were a business person?
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how do you know if he's not?
his investments would be worthless, everything he makes dies
He would have Bill Gates sucking his wang every two hours.
There would be some major downsizing going on..more people would be held accountable for their actions..
God is a business person, his business is saving souls through his son Christ Jesus
God IS a business person. He knows all and does all. Remember that Jesus was his son (actually was also God, part of the trinity) and Jesus was a fisherman and exporter.
First, he would write a fictional book that would become the best seller. Then, he would create institutions or "churches" so he would become richer.
Actually if God were a business person then there might not be as much fighting in the world because he could acquire other religions through negotiations or take overs. Of course he may be in trouble for having a monoply in the market and have to divide his followers up to other companies. He would be the first one that has his share holders paying into the company instead of expecting dividends and the only one other than the tabacco industry where tradgedy and loss were an expected and accepted part of the business.
He would probably be in the fishing industry
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