What are some good slogans for a car dealership that is a buy here pay here dealer?

I need slogans for a Auto Dealer that does in house financing

Answer:
Give Us Your Money, Get A Car

We'll Finance Your Crap Car
the HIT and RUN dealership.
how about We`re gonna charge such high interest you`ll be in deep forever.
The Buy, Drive, and Pay Place
how about Over price pieces of junk that will fall apart well before being paid off :) that should drum up your business
We have the DRIVE to do it all for you!
Stop on in, find the car of your choice,
and then we'll steer you towards an affordable payment plan.
It's just that simple!
We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you

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