Can someone please lend me £1,000,000,000,000,000,00...
Oh and can I have it in 50p's please.
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Your funny! Lol.
borrow me half
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aww damn, sorry mate, I've only got that much in 20p's :(
sorry it would take me forever to count it out in 50p's , would you take a check ?
Only in your wildest dreams.
No problem. Please send your full name, address, social security number, names and ages of your children, the date and location your mother was born, pictures of your pets and a pint of blood.
Not a problem .. Cad will only charge you 50% interest.. Oh can I have it back in pound coins....
if i can have your first born, and you pay for my college, i will lend you that much.
Yes sure, just give me your bank details, password etc.
Like no way if I had that money I could buy the Earth!!!!!!!!!...
Are you out of your mind? Nobody can lend such a huge sum
No probs mate.
I'll send it round in fifteen lorries ok?
sure if i knew how many US dollars that was and if i actually knew you
computer says NO
ye sure, ill wire it through to your account in due course
tell you what. I will loan it to you as long as I can give it you in 20p and you pay me back in 10p..
Course! It'll be a check tho. just don't cash it till the year 3400 =)
xx
all them zero's look just like my account,,,but without the 1.
Sure. Meet me on the corner of Wishes and Fishes, just down the block from your Wildest Imagination, across from the Loonybin. Go down to the padded basement room, and laugh until I get there. (I'll start walkin' today, after lunch. Two steps forward and three steps back...Don't wait up, might take me a while!)
yep but i charge a very high interest rate.
I would but how will I transport these to you? Americans transferred some billions in cash to Iraq and these got squandered so what chance have I got?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/america...
Hope this helps.
i will credit your account,,howard hugh's son.
i will give you
yeah just give me your number
I'd give it to you in bills, but I left my wallet at home.
not me, sorry, but if you find anyone who will, I would be glad if you remembered I was willing to help you
Oh if only just to see your face
no problem. u will have to pay the shipping though. it will cost you £23,000,000,000,000,000,000,00...
is that ok?
you`ve spotted something on ebay hav`nt you..what is it ...come on...what is it.?
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