Can you explain to me a reason(s) people take work poops?
I have never needed to do this. I can't understand why others do. Obnoxious answers accepted.
Answer:
You are an idiot.
Because they probably aren't getting as many breaks as the smokers.
LOL
I guess if you gotta go, ya gotta go! Honestly, I'd rather poop at work than crap myself!
Because many people poop on cycles, at the same approximate time each day. If that time coincides with work then there isn't much choice.
I tend to do the three S's in the morning (military guys know what I mean), and rarely at work. But sometimes I do.
Umm.cuz when you gotta go, you gotta go..
Not many peoples bodies are so regular that that can poop at a particular time.
Way to go for you as you are obviously healthy.
Yeesh, don't you have anything better to obsess about? *L*
It's 10 a.m. everyday for me and that's during work. Maybe if I gave up my morning coffee?
Me neither. I've never in almost 11 years on the job had to poop at work. NOT ONE TIME. Yet, some people do it EVERYDAY. Can't you do it at home?
why does it have to be phobia to poop in your own home. It's just the place to go when you need to go. People dont need to manage their time to poop because both places have toilets.
You are assuming that people are afraid to use public restrooms, which is not true for everyone.
sometimes if I'm running late for work I'll just hold it and drive really fast and head straight to the bathroom.. I hate it when I get stuck in traffic though! :(
I like to poop at work because it's quiet in there and I can't hear my phone ringing. Plus I like to stink up the damn joint.
1. Saves money on toilet paper
2. Get paid to do it.
3. Don't have to worry if it backs up the toilet.
you gotta go you gotta go hell whats better than gettin paid to poop i prefer my bathroom at home but what ever floats ur boat i guess
You should write screenplays - a lot of comedy movies depend entirely on bathroom humor. You could make a lot of money.
If you worked on the set as an advisor, they might give you your own outhouse. Or maybe they could engrave a toilet seat for you.
What a stupid question. When nature calls , it calls. You can't set up a schedule for toilet breaks. Do you pee at the same time every day ?
Because their boss is so full of it, it encourages the employees.
I do it B4 shower at home! Might never guess what kind of bacteria might be invisable.
Jusl like I work in Fast Food place, every time I wash my hands I turn off the water with the towels used! Other wise you could be contacting what you just washed!
And just the other day a cashier was getting warner by management about how often and long he went!
One of my bosses has this horrible habit of eating 5 - 6 times a day because of this macrobiotic diet he's on. Some of the mushy stuff he eats looks like seaweed and dolphin scat. There are 2 bathrooms here but he rudely uses the one in his partner's office while he's consulting with clients. Most of the time you can clearly hear what's going on in there. When he's finisihed he comes out smiling like his scat doesn't stink, but it is really foul. You are what you eat.
ummm ok
Sometimes you just have to go. I try to go before work but sometimes I wake up late so I just have to go at work. It also does help because you can smoke for 10 minutes befor lunch, take your 1 hour lunch, smoke for 10 minutes afterward, then go take a crap for 40 minutes. That's a 2 hour lunch right there! And no one can say a thing to you about it. HA!
sometimes you just can't wait anymore. maybe they got some bad food at lunch.
Perhaps because they don't eat properly.
It's called, "on a schedule poop." They might have morning or afternoon poops which cause' them to let it go at work. Pooping at work would not be considered pooping in private.
You sure are anal retentive.
I AM LMAO! I CAN TRULY UNDERSTAND! TRUST ME! IT MAKES ME TOOOOOO ILL! I SCHEDULE MY SH/T! AT HOME ONLY! I HAVE BEEN IN THE LADIES ROOM! AND TRUST ME, THEY ARE WAY WORSE THEN THE MENS ROOM. SOME WOMEN ARE SO TRIFLING! THEY HAVE THEIR PERIODS AND THEY DON'T EVEN RAP THEIR NAPKINS OR TAMPONS UP AND THEN THEY PUT THEM IN THE SIDE DISPOSAL ALL BLOODY! NASTY B/TCHES! THEY LEAVE SH/T IN THE TOILET WITH NO TOILET PAPER---SO YOU KNOW THEY DIDN'T WIPE THEIR A*S! AND THEN----THESE NASTY A*S HEFFA'S WILL BY-PASS THE SINK, DON'T WASH THEIR HANDS AND LEAVE. 1ST I HAVE TO HOLD MY BREATH THE ENTIRE TIME WHILE I'M PISSING, COME OUT OF THE STALL, I HAVE TO WASH MY HANDS AND TAKE A NAPKIN TO OPEN THE BATHROOM DOOR IN ORDER TO EXIT! NOW HOW TRIFLING CAN YOU BE? AND SOME OF YOU MEN ARE SLEEPING AND SCREWING THESE NASTY WHOA'S! IT'S TOTALLY RIDICULOUS AND OUT OF CONTROL! I COULD GO ON AND ON ABOUT THE UNSANITARY OF THE LADIES ROOM WHILE YOU'RE AT WORK, BUT THE MORE I WRITE ABOUT IT, THE SICKER MY STOMACH FEELS! I MUST STOP HERE! AND NOW!
So what's the problems? When you gotta go you gotta go
Well, sometimes, you are in such a hurry at home that you don't have time to poop. It comes right when you sit at your desk. Most of your digestion happens when you are sleeping, so especially if you work in the morning, ya gotta go poop at work. Where else can you go?
If you hold back when you need to go you will keep fecal matter in your colon longer than it needs to be there. As a result, it will keep getting water sucked out of it by your colon until it dries up, creating an impacted bowl, more commonly known as constipation. If this goes unchecked a number of things can happen. 1) fecal matter will pile up inside you. In very serious cases it will backup to your stomach, causing you to vomit poo. 2) If it stays there long enough, you will actually damage your colon and will need to have that portion removed.
Either of these would be bad news. Also, if things sit in your colon too long you are more likely to develop colon cancer which is the number 2 cancer killer in the US. And that has no symptoms until you are nearing your new shelf date.
So, to answer your question. The answer is, because it's a healthy thing to do.
You got nothing better to do than monitor your co-worker's toilet habits?
Maybe you are clockwork regular and get your "business" done first thing in the morning without fail.
Maybe some other people experience a whole range of variablility in the timing of the bowel movements. Some may be pretty regular with some variations while some may never know when the urge to "go" is going to hit. Irritable bowel syndrome affects many people who simply have to "go" at unpredictable intervals.
Some people cannot easily ignore their bodies needs and must use facilities wherever they find them.
I hope your question is delivered out of ignorance instead of arrogance.
I think anyone who believes they should only "poop" at home is repressed in a way. When I was in high school and before that, I rarely felt the need to go at school, mostly due to the complete lack of privacy and enormous amount of traffic in high school bathrooms. When I left home and went to college, I got over this and now when I feel the need, I go. Sometimes at home, sometimes at work, and occasionally at Starbucks.
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