I'm thinking of starting a cult, anyone wanna join?

It'll be quite a nice cult - all members can wear mittens and sip sangria. I will need all of your worldly possessions though. this is to pay for a gateway to heaven or something. I'm not big on the whole 'mass suicide' thing. thats like so 90's. maybe we can beat-box and do the 'dutty wind' like brothers and sisters that get on a bit TOO well.

You can live at my house or if I get more that 50 applicants the garden is pleasant this time of year.

No expereince required as full training will be given to the right people, modern langauage and woodwork qualifications are preferred however! (and we said those subjects were useless at school - aha you see)

See you soon my gentle flock

xxx

Answer:
can we wear orange please? its my favourite colour. otherwise im afraid the answer will be of the negative.
i have to vote no,,,, cause i saw what jim jones and david koresh followers ended up
very weird. Very.

Why do you have to start a cult? To make yourself feel better? Sounds like you need more of a psycologist than a cult?
LOL ta for 2 :)
No, I think I will pass. The last cult I was in was school and I didn't think I was ever going to get out.

Now I'm free to go to collage.
No Thanks, everybody seem to kill them selfs, Get brain washed with s h i t
I love the way you put this under careers and employment! But I already have a job, sorry!!
I wanted to join a cult near me. They moved to rhoade isalnd though, they thought they could inhabit a small town and take it over. The moved to a town of 600 and they do have a candidate on the ballot for mayor of it, so they are on their way. Can we plan to do something similar if I join?
Nah. Got so many followers of my own, tohugh, that I'd be willing to sell you a few of mine going surplus .
Yeah, but only if you can get some real celebrities into your cult.

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