Has this ever happened to you?

You come home late from work on a friday night exhausted, starving, then the wifes says you're late, your dinner is in the dog. I've spent hours in that kitchen preparing your favourite meal. You didn't tell me that you were doing overtime. Thank goodness there's a chippie nearby

Answer:
almost every friday night ..you are not alone
Thats why its always best to let the wife now you'll be late!
I know you were tired, but a bit of thought wouldn't go a miss!
Next you are doing overtime, phoned her at lunch time, let her know you'll be late and tell her to take it easy that afternoon and that you'll bring something back for her. You will be rewarded!
yes but every night not just friday
no iv done it to hubby tho after all there are inventions called phones you could have let her no you was goin to be late
Yes but in my case its my hubby that has a moan. I have come to the conclusion that a phonecall telling him I will be late always helps. I then come home to a nice dinner and even a cuppa and a hello from him.
no mate . what kind of wife does that anyway ? mine 1 would warm up my dinner instead and tell me 2 relax , u at home now !
Yup, yesterday!

We work too hard, and we never get any credit for it.

And, for the record, we DID tell her that we were doing overtime but she was too busy down the health spa chatting to her mates and P*SSING ALL THE F*CKING MONEY AWAY TO REMEMBER A F*CKING WORD WE SAID!

The world's all wrong.
Just eat the dog ( only joking )
I dont work, dont have a wife
No but I once came home early to find the dog in my chair watching TV with my dinner around its mouth, my 3 year old in the drive scratching paint of the neighbours car (I'm glad about) and my wife in bed with MY father.
i would never do that.but you should have called to say you would be late..
That's a shame but maybe if you reverse the situation you might understand why she's annoyed!
Why not make her a special dinner to make up for it and get back into her good books?
you need to take a leaf out of music wiritng legend paul mcartneys book and give her a good slap when she steps out of line. a few pints of snakebite should help if you're a first timer
no im perfect
Feed her dinner to the dog and go out with your friends.
next time txt your wife, or just give a ring first, to let her know you are going to be late, so your dog dont get your tea,
Nope, don't have a wife or a dog!

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