How good of a salesperson are you?

in just a few words you must sell this item for your boss or u will lose ur job. And u only have 10min to do it in...Go for it! The item is Men's bikini underwear, but thats not all, these new style of briefs come with something extra. These "shonnies" come with ."All ready made skid marks!! HA!

Answer:
Ooops, I've lost my job!!
I'm afraid I am a very poor salesman.
I couldn't sell a parachute to Geronimo. That's why I'm an administrative clerk. :-)
I'll tell the customers that I'll put it on them when they buy the bikinis
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hi
you haven't been skidin until you get your skidmarks
also available weekly skids a skid for everyday buy 6 skids and wee will personally give you a 7th pair free so skid on over=)(=

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