Thinking of starting a website with funny car bumper stickers, anyone have any funny slogans??
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Diarrhoea is heriditary--it runs in your genes.
I suffer from a sexually transmitted disease--children.
Forget the Joneses,I can't keep up with the Simpsons!
If you don't believe in oral sex,keep your mouth shut.
Say no to shampoo--demand real poo.
Good cowgirls keep their calves together.
Go ahead and hit me.I need the money.
My wife's other car is a broom.
Give a man an inch and he thinks he's a ruler.
The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette.
Yes this is MY truck and no I wont help you move!
My dad bought me a sticker for my car that says 'This is not an abandoned vehicle' as i have hit is so much! x
Some people are like slinkies. They are really good for nothing, but they sure bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
(too long for a bumper sticker, but it's one of my favorites and I want to share)
I've found jesus...he was hiding in my trunk the whole time!
"YOU THINK I HAVE BRAKES?"
I use www.zazzle.com, create your own bumper stickers and they make and post them to you. It is in the US so if you did the same kind of thing in the UK that would be good.
i had one on the back of my car, with a little dog on it and it read...
GRRR GET OFF MY TAIL .
Are you looking for existing ones or ideas.
I don't have a car but a good one IF it doesn't already exist would be: This car is stolen !
"When the chips are down, Cruise the town"
"If you think i'm a bad driver ... Tough!!"
"The wife is driving - please be patient"
A car is for life and so is this pedestrian I have tied to the hood.
Cheese is the only Fruit.
My other car is a bike.
4 wheels of pure death
Catch me if you can sucker
Lets mate
How about...I'm a real go getter..I take her to work in the morning and in the afternoon I go get her.
"Mike Hunt Stinks"
CAR IN FRONT OF ME IS A POLICE CAR
If you can read this, check your breaks.
Owner: Black belt holder
Sorry. No sales call please
Heaven is house-full
IF YOU CAN READ THIS ...
I'm driving too damn slow!
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