I need to make a holiday card and need a funny quote for the front. know any tasteful short jokes or humor?

it'll be sent out to business partners.

Answer:
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Peace on earth will come to stay,
When we live Christmas every day

At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.

A little smile, a word of cheer, A bit of love from someone near, A little gift from one held dear, Best wishes for the coming year… These make a Merry Christmas!
a skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop;)
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Time is short
Money is hard
So here's your Damn old Halloween card
Love ?


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